Follow for sunshine,support&fitness♥☀💪
how to walk like a queen [x]
Okay so this shit is in my likes and it’s come across my dash a few times since but this is the first time I’ve seen it since the following happened to me:
One time I was in Manhattan and I had a lot of walking to do and I was bored and was thinking about this gifset and I thought, huh, lets try it. So I did and I was thinking queenly, murderous thoughts and trying to see if people were more willing to get out of my way when I walked like this and then, I watch a guy pass me, do a double take, then a triple take.
Then he engages me in polite conversation for a block or two, tells me I have beautiful hair, then asks me out of drinks.
CHARLIZE THERON IS A SMART LADY BUT HER ADVICE IS POWERFUL. USE IT WISELY AND WITH CAUTION, MEN MIGHT START THROWING THEMSELVES AT YOU.
i dont care if youre 7 there is no way i am letting you win an easter egg hunt welcome to the real world jackass
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
I MA SCRMESAN ING
hungry ^ hungry
hungry | hungry
hungry o ———-> hungry
good heavens look at the time
i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole
Me in a nutshell. Honesty is the best policy, right?
taking my sarcasm lightly is the best policy